Crime is a by-product of Pro Sports



Yesterday, Channel 9 News reported that a local woman claimed she was raped by an arena football player from the Philadelphia Soul.

Obviously, this is no big surprise considering that KC's pro athletes are helping to steal nearly a billion dollars from the people of KC.

Thing is, these kind of rapes, bar fights, skank beat downs, steroid use and an overall surly demeanor are commonplace when it comes to professional athletes. That's why it's best not to pin hopes for this town's future on the kind of people who are only qualified to play games for a living.

Major League City? More like pro athletes are a Major League pain in the ass.

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  1. I particularly like that last part...how it probably wouldn't have happened if she hadn't gone back to a hotel with strangers. I'm sure some feminisit group is going to protest...but it's absolutely true.

    I'm certain there was some underlying intent of sex involved before they went to the hotel, but it either got out of hand...or she is trying to pull a "Kobe Bryant".

    If that is the case, someone should tell her that arena football players don't make much money.

    I agree, no one deserves to be raped, but this woman is an idiot. What did she think they were going to do at the hotel?? Play chess???

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