You've got some 'splaining to do!

This week will feature tons of Toby Young coverage but I doubt that much of it will answer the prurient questions we all have in mind. Sure, we all have lots of theories but I doubt anybody will ever know what went through Young's mind when she made her fateful decision to run away with John Manard. As they are set to appear in court today, the media circus kicks into high gear and the only thing we know for sure is that two weeks of prison break sex sure takes a toll on a woman.