Online dating is only for sex

Panda Watch! Just like most guys in this town a local panda used the Internet in order to obtain sex from a partner who is probably unsuspecting, very vulnerable and rebounding from yet another failed relationship.

However, the whole thing seems to be backfiring on KC panda Fagan (No Homo) since the female already moved into his pad and is most likely cramping his style. Oh well, at least she doesn't already have kids and the only baggage he’ll have to deal with is emotional.

However, if the relationship* follows the same trajectory as most online hookups the whole thing should be over in about 2 months and we can look forward to each of them revealing embarrassing secrets about one another on their blogs.

*I know the pandas at the KC Zoo are red pandas but the preceding photo made me laugh and I think red pandas are ugly which gives them something else in common with most people forced to find "dates" online.