Mama's little baby loves Meth

As further evidence that white people have an insatiable appetite for this insidious drug you've no doubt already heard of a local kid ingesting Meth and the subsequent arrest of his mother.

The sad thing is, while the mom was a former (yeah, right and I'm giving up porn) Meth addict she says she doesn't know where the kid got the stuff. Whereas most people know that if there is an El Camino around, there is a way to get a hold of Meth.

Seriously, this is a sad story not just because kids doing drugs is horrible and wrong and God and the Bible but also because the kid will go through his baby teeth in about two weeks if he keeps up his horrible meth habit.