Listening to Rap Music Will Get You Killed

Apparently, nobody told the owners of Kabal that playing rap music might draw a crowd but that crowd will ultimately be dispersed by gunfire before they have a chance to spend much money. Recently, a shooting at Kabal not only proves that Hip-Hop fans don't know how to behave themselves but also that they have horrible aim.
The gunfight broke out in the parking lot of Kabal Restaurant & Nightclub, 503 Walnut St., police said. Apparently, no one was hit, but bullets hit five cars and police found shell casings in the area.That's right, thankfully nobody was hurt but not due to a lack of effort. I'm sure if this local hip-hop club keeps catering to the lowest common denominator (read: minority rap fans like myself) it's only a matter of time before somebody gets killed when the shooter inevitably decides to come back in what we in the industry like to call a "remix."



I think somebody already has been killed. This is at least the thurd time gunfire has erupted there in hip hop night in the past few months. Not to mention their firebombing last summer.
Thank God you never see this sort of senseless violence occuring in redneck honkytonks or biker bars.
Us white folk, we got it made. We're so laid back.
I bet I could go up to a white biker and just kick him in the junk for no reason and he'd just laugh, give me a noogie on my big bald head and offer to buy me a beer.
The other night, I saw a big ol' Ford F-150 with a Confederate flag in the back window sitting in the parking lot at Knuckleheads. I thought it would be funny to take out my keys and carve "I (heart) The Cock" on the drivers side door!
The owner came out and caught me just as I was finishing up. Fucker laughed so hard I thought he was gonna pee his pants! Then he invited me over to his place to bang his stripper girlfriend. What a night!
Tony,
you killed me with this post. 'remix' lmao!
crap music fans do generally have bad aim because they don't ever shoot guns they just pose with them. similiar to pr0n stars with dildos.
they may use them for the same purpose.
you don't own a gun do you Tony?!?
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