The dumbest white woman on the planet found safe in Tennessee
Yes! There is no need to feel guilty that this dumb bitch might have gotten herself killed by her sheer stupidity!
Toby Young and John Manard were captured around 8:40 p.m. by local, state and federal law enforcement authorities on Interstate 75 between Chattanooga and Knoxville after a brief vehicle chase. Young is being charged with helping Manard escape.
So let the public spectacle begin . . . I want to know everything. Was it love at first sight when they first met at the Safe Harbor Prison Dog program at Lansing Correctional Facility? Or did he smooth talk her? Was she impressed by all of his tattoos? How much sex did they have when they were on the run and is it true that there is nothing hotter than prison break sex? I'd also like to hear from her husband and kids, just how unsatisfying can a relationship get before you break some convict out of jail in order to seek fulfillment?
And I'm not even sure that I want Toby Young to go to jail. As the "Stupidest White Woman on the Planet" I think that we owe it to mankind to study her in order to find out the answer to mysteries like Dr. Phil's popularity, Enya and what really happens when women go to the restroom with one another. Toby Young needs to be studied . . . and then beaten.
posted by Tony Permalink
I'd join the Beat Toby Young Conga Line! When my turn was over, I would put on a wig and go to the back of the line just to do it again.
Women like Toby Young make it almost embarassing to be female.
Tony, let's not be racists. She's the dumbest woman of any race. She's gone the extra mile for this distinction and shouldn't b denied.
Sample conversation from the bookstore:
Clerk: May I help you?
Toby Young: Yes. Do you have any books on outdoor survival? How about something on how to run away from the cops? Any Dummies books on this subject?
Clerk: Uh...no. Why do you ask?
TY: Oh...nothing.
I hear America is outsourcing torture now.
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