Monday, January 30, 2006

MoDOT looking to reconstruct Front Street/I-435 interchange in 2007

The proposed upgrade would turn the standard interchange into what is called a "diverging diamond interchange" that is able to accommodate more traffic safely and more efficiently.

Traffic would flow so smoothly that truckers won't be disturbed while sleeping at the wheel. Additionally, truck stop whores will enjoy quicker moving traffic and less waiting for that meth fix.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll be chuckling over this for a while--hilarious!

1/30/2006 10:18:00 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

Truck whores...hehehe. Where I come from, they are called Lot Lizards.

1/30/2006 04:55:00 PM  

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