Keep it legal

A KCK politico wants to raise the driving age to 18. He tried the same thing earlier and didn't get any support but recently AAA released a report concluding that between 1995 and 2004, 15- to 17-year-old drivers were involved in 1,044 fatalities in Missouri and 470 in Kansas. So the thing might actually make some headway. Fine with me.

There are many benefits to raising the driving age limit and the not the least of which is distinguishing what is legal in terms of white woman ass. Actually, this isn't really a big deal for me because I've been on a MILF kick lately but I have a few friends who I don't want to see in jail (because I'm sure they can't keep their mouth shut).

Anyway, because nearly every white girl past puberty dresses like a complete whore, it's important to have other visible indicators of age. A college ID is usually good enough but we can't all manipulate rocket scientists (or even English majors) so if only 18 year olds were allowed to drive . . . that would be a plus.

Like I mentioned, I'm not worried about dating underage women because I check ID's and I've always had a preference for asses that took decades of hard living and possibly childbirth to cultivate (think Anna Nicole) but I know how society/the man just loves to lock up minorities who aren't as bright as I am just for falling victim to skanky white underage girls who are trained to be hookers by MTV, fashion magazines and their mothers.