Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Groundhog Day Run in KC



A local blogger describes a KC tradition. Her take on the day's event seems pretty accurate.
Like running for 52 minutes in a parking garage with no scenery, no fresh air and really, really bad body odor smells.
And Groundhog Day begs the question: Six more weeks of winter like this? I'll take it and thank all of you SUV driving folks for this beautiful global warming that favors brown people. (You'll have to come out of that air-condition sometime.) *Note: In KC, they do the Groundhog Day Run underground in the world's largest underground business complex. If climate change continues, someday all white people will have to live underground just like Dick Cheney.

Ironically, in this nightmare scenario the people of KC will still have to give tribute to Lamar Hunt since Hunt Midwest owns Subtropolis, your tax dollars and your first born as well.

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