Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Flight From Olathe Crashes; 4 Killed



You couldn't pay me enough to get in one of those piece of crap commuter planes or anything else with just propellers. I need a jet engine and a skanky stewardess (air mattress)in the unlikely event that I ever need to leave Kansas City.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. How, uh...sensitive. Will you be dancing on the victims' graves during or after the funeral?

1/31/2006 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous scooterj said...

"They bought their tickets... they knew what they were getting in to..."

1/31/2006 09:16:00 AM  
Blogger Space Cadet 'R' said...

Scoot! What's up teammate?

1/31/2006 09:47:00 AM  
Blogger Jazo said...

because large jets never crash?

1/31/2006 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous scooterj said...

Not near as often. You can go to news.google.com on any day, type in "plane crash", and learn about at least one or two of those little flying death traps that has crashed that day. It's usually a plane or two of old people, business travelers, or some rich family getting wiped out together.

Oh and speaking of the rich, "Hey, Rich!"

1/31/2006 01:20:00 PM  
Blogger Xavier Onassis said...

That's why they call 'em "Buddy Holly Flights".

2/01/2006 06:25:00 AM  

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