Town Topics: What have you done for me lately?

- "You are #2!" I've been telling Baby Boomers this for the last ten years of my life.

- "The best way to fight higher taxes is by ensuring that the State of Missouri lives within its means." And other pipe dreams that won't happen this year. Want to help out the Show-Me state? Stop voting for Opie Taylor looking white guys like this State Senator who wants to cut your Grandma's benefits.

- VFW donates $100,000 to memorial for disabled Veterans. Which is nice, but I'm sure they'd just rather have the money or a decent explanation regarding Dick Cheney's stock options.

- KCPD officer hurt in the line of duty yesterday.

- Woman assaulted with phone is out of the hospital and onto a life of ridicule. On the other hand, just about any guy she dates will seem nicer than her last boyfriend.