Starburst: What you don't know might rob you

- Home invasions in Merriam use garage doors. The Star gives tips to prevent robbery but won't provide a description of the suspects. For the moment, just blame Mexicans to ease your mind.

- Homer's Coffee House holding a holiday benefit for KC's homeless. Can I call it that when I throw my coffee at the homeless bastards in my way? Hope so.

- Missouri farmers get a tax break. Apparently, white people who live on dirt are much more honorable than minorities who are as poor as dirt.

- The Star reports that a second Wyandotte County parent has filed a federal civil rights lawsuit after her child allegedly was told not to speak Spanish in school. Mexicans overcrowd legal system just like their houses, cars and this country.

- Jackson County to spend $950,000 on animal programs. No word on plans to neuter Katheryn Shields since that bitch is obviously in heat to spend county money.

KC Star Registration sucks and you should complain about it.