Car thefts from garages in Merriam show a pattern

Of ignorant white people that thought moving away from all the darkies would keep them safe.

Or . . It's a shame you had to move all the way out there and pay for an expensive house just to run and lock the doors when a car full of Black people passes by . . . you could have done that for much cheaper in my neighborhood.

P.S. - The best advice the cops in Merriam can give you: "Once again I'm saying, close your garage door." OR Health benefits for suburban cops entail not even being able to catch a cold.