Thursday, December 29, 2005

Capoeira is (still) ghey



A while ago I let you know how I feel about the utterly ghey art of Capoeira.

My feelings haven't change just because of a nice PR article in The Star celebrating the opening of a new glorified dance academy for a local Capoeira troupe in KCK.

Capoeira is still completely ghey. In fact, Capoeira is more ghey than getting high on X, dancing at a rave and having unprotected sex with several anonymous partners. Why? Because at least a previous activity mentioned doesn't involve a bunch of white Midwesterners ripping off the culture of various brown people and going into contortions in order to pat themselves on the back while doing so.

*For the record, I've never tried either of the activities mentioned in this post. Mainly because I'm heterosexual but also because I don't work out enough and I look like a gorilla with my shirt off.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

u don´t know anything about capoeira. it´s for real man. not you...

2/01/2009 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go to a maximun security prison, open the door and say "Anyone who can get though this door goes free".
When you do that you can make comments about capoeira lack of usefulness in combat. Not that they will be valid, but you will have earned the right to make them.

6/02/2009 09:22:00 PM  

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