Boo-fucking-hoo: The mansions in Mission Hills get cold sometimes

Read this story about the hardships of Mission Hills housewives and realize that nature equals us all. Presidents, priests, popes and plumbers all poop. (heh) And during this season, we're all bound by the same instinct to stay warm. While most of us don't have to worry about keeping a plush residence heated, it's still pretty important to make sure that our hovel is at least somewhat livable.

Additionally, watching this story was hilarious because for some reason all of these poor Mission Hills housewives all wear the same sweater. The desperate housewives did their best to seem pissed off but somehow I think they knew that 99.9 percent of the world's population would eat their left foot if it meant having the "problems" that cause these bitches to whine.