Looky Liu

The Kemper Museum of Contemporary Art will soon host an exhibition of the work of Nikki S. Lee, a Korean born artist. This ultimately proves that not even the art loving crowd can resist a hot Asian chick.

Actually, I've always wondered about this phenomenon. Art aficionados and KC's upper class can kowtow to a beautiful Asian woman but people look at me like a scumbag when I go to see a movie or watch a stupid TV show based solely on the fact that Lucy Liu makes an appearance. Talk about a double standard. I've heard that art is based entirely on context. So the next time I rub one out while thinking of Lucy Liu, I'll be sure to wear a smoking jacket and a cravat to class things up a bit.