Hoax costs KC EMS

Crazy bitches are lurking all over the Internet. Some of them have blogs where they detail their fight against Munchenhausen by proxy Syndrome while others make prank calls that cost KC thousands of dollars.

The current film Cry Wolf is based on exactly this kind of Internet/cell phone/text message mischief. In the film, young kids dicking around with new technology are brutally murdered by a serial killer. While I wouldn’t want to see anyone killed, I think that all cell phones should contain a “mutual shock button” where you can send a few thousand volts of electricity to anybody dialing your number. The invention would not only end all prank calls but also provide a powerful deterrent against drunk dials.