Father Accused Of Breaking Baby's Legs

I always try to console local strippers with daddy issues. I tell them that their dad may have been a jerk who told them they were fat and didn’t pay enough attention but there are worse guys out there . . . like this scumbag. I don’t believe in Karma or reincarnation but if we do have more than one life this guy will come back as an ant in the path of an especially sadistic kid packing a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers on a boring summer’s day.