City Union Mission seeks record budget

The board is expected to vote Thursday on a $7.7 million budget for the fiscal year beginning Saturday. That compares with a $7.35 million budget last year.

I’m sure none of this money will be dedicated to getting local homeless people to smell a little less like piss. For the love of God, budget these fuckers some deodorant and breath mints.

Actually, this seems like such a waste of cash. KC’s largest homeless shelter could easily pay for their overhead if they would promote and sell admission to fights among the homeless of Kansas City. Yes sir, there is nothing more entertaining than a bumfight. Hell, I bet they could even turn a profit. Additionally, the homeless people would earn their own money and that is truly good for the soul.