Rock Chalk Perp Walk

Bruce Ringwood, of KU's football team, allegedly beat the shit out of a Shawnee couple at a concert on Sunday. This summer has been turbulent for the Jayhawks.

The incident caps a turbulent spring and summer for the Kansas athletic department. The school placed itself on probation in July, and three other athletes have been caught up in criminal investigations.

Too bad all my teachers and coaches lied to me about my unruly behavior in high school. Everybody said that my antics weren't helping me when it came to advancing in sports and life. Apparently, drunken brawls seem to be an integral part of a training for local athletes.

Additionally, did anybody see the size of that kid's neck? I don't know what kind of crazy suburban couple would go looking for a fight with a guy that huge. Maybe they thought it was a mutant tree gone berserk. In that case, the best thing to do is grab hold of a chainsaw and ask questions later.