Private Eyes Are Watching You

Recently, a Gladstone man admitted that he was cyber-stalking his ex-wife. Unfortunately, nobody told the guy that after a divorce you can safely assume that your ex-wife will become a whore. No exceptions.

For men, divorce means lots of take out food along with the nasty buffet line at a casino or strip club but women can look forward to a lot of sex with strangers. Strangely, the sexual escapades of recently divorced women are often dictated by the prejudices of their ex-husbands. For instance, if the ex-husband hated black people . . . expect a flurry of fucking that looks like the '88 Lakers on a fast break, only naked. If the ex-husband hated Mexican people the ex-wife's cooter will be host to more Mexicans than the Rio Grande. And so on.

There's no need to learn the details. Most of it is just stuff that you don't want to know and will probably make you feel jealous or inadequate. Rest assured that someone you despise is fucking your ex . . . well.