KC earmarks $1.3M for Sprint Center art

Here's a short list of the exhibits I'd like to see displayed in the new arena.

- A naked statue of Kay Barnes

- A statue of KC taxpayers grabbing their ankles

- A bronze sculpture of a tumbleweed

- A copy of The Constitution in a jar of urine labeled "Eminent Domain" ala Maplethorpe

- A sculpture of a Monster Truck driver burning money entitled "What the fuck were we thinking?!"