Catfight

The Superficial Plaza Chick takes aim at Laura from "Life of a Single Woman."

First of all, let me volunteer my services to set up a webcam in the event of a full on booby punching brawl. I'll also bring the Crisco and a sponge.

Strange how women hate each other so much. I don't think about guys. More successful guys, better looking guys, tougher guys don't register on my radar. I spend more time thinking about the consistency of my poop than other dudes.

But women are different.

I've heard some of the horrible shit they say about each other when they spot somebody better looking or with a less flabby ass. When the Human Genome Project ramps up, they will probably discover a "jealousy gene" in women. I'm betting that it will somehow relate to levels of bitching and dramatic mood swings as well.

Update: Go say something nice to Laura and don't let her quit. Her blog is too funny, good and interesting to be lost in a flamewar.