Veggie

I don’t trust men that don’t eat meat. Women are different. I’ve never believed that women poop, at least not white women. For a woman, not eating meat can be a fashion statement, a conversation piece or just a better alternative to a diet of puking and crying.

In KC, there are a ton of vegetarian options. I can only hope that men who do not eat meat are doing it as some kind of ruse in order to impress vegetarian chicks. I guess cutting back on the burgers in order to play “hide the salami” is a reasonable forfeiture. And who knows, you may like having your salad tossed like most vegetarian dudes.