Road Rage

I don't have to worry much about traffic on the 4th of July weekend. What I do have to worry about is bunch of dumbass kids and adults celebrating their love of this country by blowing up small pieces of it. Yep, the few broke ass people still left in the city probably spend whatever savings they have left this weekend on illegal fireworks. It's not all bad, this summer (as a small, stupid gesture of solidarity with the troops) I'm going to pretend that I'm in a combat zone. Ironically, it's not too far from the truth. I'm also thinking of making a fort with the sofa cushions but that wouldn't be too much of a celebratory gesture because it happens so often.