New Blogzzzzz

Dave Helling is a local reporter breaking ground in the metro blogosphere. In just a matter of a few posts, Helling as managed to create the single most boring blog I’ve ever read.

I don’t know if the guy is married but I’m pretty sure that he is probably into some weird necrophilia type sex play; only because I can’t imagine any woman fucking him without dozing off.

See how I did that? A local news person gets a blog and I manage to work in a reference to fucking a corpse. Good luck with the blog, Dave.