Give a little bit

I've heard that if you give somebody your chocolate milk in prison you're only a few steps away from taking it the ass for the remainder of your sentence. It sounds silly but I'm sure it's true. You give away something and then people start to take.

The following story about a family of organ donating fools makes we want to punch all of them in their good kidney.

A metro-area family calls itself the One Kidney Club.

Five members of a Shawnee family have all donated a kidney. The generosity of Tom and Joyce Falsey and three other relatives has been featured in national magazines and on TV shows.

Now what happens if one of their remaining kidneys goes bad? Like Blanche Dubois they'll just "depend on the kindness of strangers." Good luck. I'm taking all my organs with me to Hell. I imagine that in their hour of need they'll be earnestly praying for a drunk driver to make the most of the night and put an end to some prom queen's party.