Flush Creek

Or, the Italians are really full of shit.

City officials are sick of all the poop they take over the fecal matter in Brush Creek.

It is a serious, if only occasional, problem. Former Park Director Terry Dopson argues the media made too much of it just as the city prepared to celebrate the opening of the flood-protection project in 1995. This created a lasting impression that has contributed to public reluctance to come to the creek, he said.

People who had been using the creek for years decided, "My, this is terrible. This is Flush Creek," Dopson said.

Actually, between rains the water in Brush Creek is cleaner than the perpetually contaminated canals of Venice, which has no sewage treatment facilities.

So relax, the City might not have its shit together but at least you're not Italian. Pointy shoes are murder on your feet after all.

I guess a multi-million dollar flood control project is an ambitious undertaking but it's too bad that all it takes is a few drops of rain in order to create a shitstorm near the plaza.

In the end, one or two floaters aren't going to kill you . . . right away. Don't be such a tight ass. Cracks all over the street, open air streams of poop, shitty schools and a rising murder rate that scares the shit out of most citizens . . . I'd say that Mayor Kay's tenure has been down right excrement.