Flame on

Okay, some crimes are just plain weird. Apparently, torching school playgrounds is all the rage among future arsonists in KC.

For the third time in less than two weeks, another area playground was torched.

Someone tried to start a fire at the playground at Ingels Elementary School near Longview Road and Food Lane, police said.

I know that kids can be cruel and I’m that last person to point fingers but I’d check out all the chubby, ugly kids first and then I’d interrogate all of the dodge-ball losers in order to stop this crime spree. In my experience bullies don’t experience their mental disorders until later in life. Surprisingly, it’s usually the losers and geeks that comprise the “troubled kids.” Now give me your snack pack and your lunch money. Dork.