Dress up

Chris Rock once guessed that Krispy Kreme doughnuts might be made from crack and now there is even more evidence to back up that theory.

Police are investigating a robbery at a Krispy Kreme in the 8800 block of Shawnee Mission Parkway Friday morning.

Officers said a man wearing a trash bag on his head and goggles came into the shop at about 6:40 a.m. and demanded money.

However, crack filled doughnuts or not, robbing some place in an outlandish costume is a pretty good strategy. First of all, people would have a hard time describing you. Secondly, if I'm ever in desperate need of cash I'm thinking about robbing some place in a clown outfit because everybody I know is terrified of clowns.