Don't leave me this way

And the "Captain Obvious Award" for pointing out the most apparent fact about the metropolitan area goes to The Star, for this lead on today's front page:

As far as population rankings go, Kansas City is dimming in the firmament of American cities. Johnson County, however, is a shining star.

Never fear! Country Club Kay is already hard at work bringing back residents to the metro one multi-million dollar condo inhabitant at a time. Because what really draws people to a city is knowing that every public official will grab their ankles for a developer or a millionaire and not flighty things like well paved roads, good schools or safe streets. Way to think out side of the box City officials of KC! You have probably made U-haul a fortune.