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Someday they will do scientific research on the stick stuck up the ass of so many Johnson County residents and use the results to create a utopian society that will ultimately collapse because of boredom and constant bitching.

The latest controversy to rock JoCo is the question of motorcycle mufflers and loud noises in Shawnee:

The idea to change the city's noise ordinance was brought to the council's attention by Dale Kuhn. The 30-year Shawnee resident said he has contacted the police several times about loud vehicles, mainly motorcycles, particularly at night and on weekends on Johnson Drive. Kuhn described the sound as unbearable and "like someone running a chainsaw in the house," adding that he would like to open his windows and not be harassed.

If the sound of overindulged white people on their toys is your biggest problem then may you one day be reincarnated as a diamond mine worker in a Sub-Saharan Africa or one of those unfortunate souls who work for Little Caesar's and are forced to wear a sandwich board near rush hour traffic in order to advertise the daily specials. (The Johnson County Sun)