Helpful Hints

Local blogger Joe has some helpful and intelligent journalistic tips for his former employer. Sadly, I'm not as thoughtful or as bright as Joe but I do have a list of three things to do for all of the current employees of The Star.

1. Realize, as you cast stones at all of this towns creeps, conservatives and criminals that you are in fact involved in a virtual monopoly and that's not exactly a place of moral clarity.

2. Stick your head in the toilet.

3. Flush.