Doggoneit

This painful story comes out of St. Louis and makes me glad that the only dog I ever had was a poodle, and I don't care if that sounds really gay:

Pit Bulls Kill Owner:

Two pet pit bulls with no apparent history of aggression and described as well-kept attacked and killed their owner inside his suburban St. Louis home, authorities said Thursday.

[The owner] was declared dead at the scene, with bite wounds on his feet, hands, neck and groin.

"They can certainly be more dangerous to pets. They can be wonderful dogs, very intelligent, but what you have is a dog that was bred to kill other animals."

Here's a couple of simple guidelines to follow when trying to prevent someone or thing from coming back to bite you in the ass later:

Don't arm someone that could one day present a danger to you and don't buy a pet that can kill you if it flips out. (The KC Channel)