Mean Girls
Drunk chicks and goats, The Superficial Plaza Chick recounts a night of debauchery.
Actually, the post is a lot more tame than the link might suggest. However, the story covers one of the most cruelest entitites known to man: a group of drunk women. Sure, everybody thinks drunk chicks are a ton of laughs but it's not all boobie flashing and tongue kissing when it comes to blitzed babes.
Drunk women can be remarkably mean to each other and to everyone around them. There is something about liquor that makes women admit that their best friend is a slut, their boyfriend has a small penis and the girl across the bar thinks she's hot but she really has a huge fat ass.
In fact, I'm sure that if drunk women were in charge of the Holocaust it would have been and even more horrific affair.
"You're wearing that shirt?"
"Yeah."
"Get on the train."
So the next time you're reaching for a video camera to document the wild antics of a drunken damsel, remember that (unless you look like Brad Pitt) if she had her way you'd be dead.
Actually, the post is a lot more tame than the link might suggest. However, the story covers one of the most cruelest entitites known to man: a group of drunk women. Sure, everybody thinks drunk chicks are a ton of laughs but it's not all boobie flashing and tongue kissing when it comes to blitzed babes.
Drunk women can be remarkably mean to each other and to everyone around them. There is something about liquor that makes women admit that their best friend is a slut, their boyfriend has a small penis and the girl across the bar thinks she's hot but she really has a huge fat ass.
In fact, I'm sure that if drunk women were in charge of the Holocaust it would have been and even more horrific affair.
"You're wearing that shirt?"
"Yeah."
"Get on the train."
So the next time you're reaching for a video camera to document the wild antics of a drunken damsel, remember that (unless you look like Brad Pitt) if she had her way you'd be dead.
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